• I wonder where Bumbles having lunch? #
  • Thank-you dog for bringing half the garden into the house. #
  • Look at all those jellyfish appearing off Japan. Thousands off them about 2.2 metres diameter. Be nice for a plate of jellyfish and chips. #
  • Felt a twinge of laptop fever coming on last night. Wallets gone into hiding. #
  • Been weeks since I last bought something I didn't need. #
  • I've killed another server. Who needs cyber-terrorists around when there's me for free. Now then let's have a look at this TV. #
  • I just never saw the 'save' button next the the mobile update drop-down. What am I? #
  • Below zero last night. Must be all this global warming. Met Office say this winter will be very mild. Where's me thermal underwear? #
  • I wonder if this Internet thing will ever catch on? #
  • Well I don't miss Stargate Universe not being on. Load of old cobblers. #
  • Right. It's time to roll up my sleeves and do some work. #
  • Can't believe there's a turkey hotline set up to help people cook it over Christmas. How hard is it? Stuff turkey in oven and switch on. #
  • If you need to use the free turkey helpline it's 0800 783 9994. (That's for cooking them not freeing them) #
  • Time for the annual expedition into darkest attic, facing untold dangers and hairy spiders, in search of the elusive Christmas decorations. #
  • My zip just broke. It failedsafe and only trapped a bit of shirt. Unless I've lost all sense of feeling and my bits have turned stripey! #
  • Three times I've gone upstairs now and each time I've forgotten what I've gone up for. #
  • That's it I've had enough. I can never find a pencil so I'm going to bulk buy a thousand or two and spread them around the house. Ditto pens #
  • Power cut at LHC yesterday. It's the Higgs Boson from the future trying to shut it down before we end up in a black hole. Or it was aliens. #
  • I wonder how many tweets have been posted since Twitter started? More than a couple of thousand I'll be bound. #
  • Three hours sleep! That's just plain silly. I'd walk the dog but it's 4am. I'd get arrested. Yet everyone else is asleep. Where's my trumpet #
  • Tried counting sheep but lost count after 37,628,745. I have to be up in two hours for the recycling lorry. Maybe I could hypnotise myself? #
  • Loud snoring now sigh. I'm making chicken silouhettes on the ceiling with the light from the iPod. The clock has a really loud annoying tick #
  • The Kraken wakes! Play dead… #
  • Strewth it's 5 am and my mind is racing away like a racing thing. Hello, I can hear the milkman or am I hallucinating already? Got cramp now #
  • I feel strangely tired and I'm sure the fireside rug is moving. Oh it's the dog. These glasses need changing. Time for a powernap or three. #
  • I can't believe I'm not tired after only 3 hours sleep last night. Although I'm told I have mad staring eyes now. O.O #
  • Still awake after all these hours. Or is this just a dream? Am I really an onion growing in a field somewhere? Maybe the LHC is affecting me #
  • Five whole hours managed. What luxury. #
  • Up at 5am again but I was ready to go back to bed at 8am. Then the sun came out and I didn't want to miss this once in a lifetime experience #
  • Okay so I'm running Chromium OS from USB on a EeePC. But where's the shutdown button? Other than the power switch. #
  • It's nice to win an ODI series for once. #
  • England v US,Algeria,Slovenia in the World Cup 2010. Should be a walkover but who'll take second place after England? #
  • I'm so relaxed I'm hanging from the ceiling by my feet. #
  • I'd have expected chromium os to be called chromum os in the US. #
  • So with all this falsification of climate data does that mean it's not really 75F today and I can't go for a cooling dip in the pool? #
  • I've filled in all the 'o's in the paper so now I'll start on the 'e's. On second thoughts I'd better save them til later. #
  • Ah! Dusting off the Christmas music. Altogether now, with feeling,"Do they know it's Christmas?" Cue Bono. #
  • That guy on QVC now needs to tone down his quiff. He looks like Jedward. #
  • April showers already and it's only Wednesday. #
  • Singing along with 'The Wombles'. Such fun. #