• #Chelsea should have done the honest thing and said their two goals against #Spurs weren't goals. #
  • The wind is so strong the sparrows are surfing in the air. I can hear them singing "Wipe Out…" #
  • Oh Noees 1-0 #
  • Oh poop. #Ars 1 #ManUtd 0 #
  • Show me your dongles. #
  • The #Libyans have burnt down the #British #Embassy in Tripoli. How shameful. #
  • Here we are with gale force winds in #Coventry the last two days and the weather forecasters on @BBCNews say it's "breezy".
    Pah! #
  • RT @BBCBreaking Former boxer Cooper dies aged 76 — That's Sir Henry Cooper #