• The dog did a standy up poo in the garden that looks like a flagpole. I should tie a little flag to it perhaps? #
  • Trying to build up a wine cellar but I seem to drink it all before it gets to the cellar. #
  • Apparently Wills and Kate got married yesterday. #RoyalWedding #BBCBreaking #
  • Failed with cricket so I'm teaching the dog tennis. Trouble is she just chomps on the racquet and runs figure of eights with the ball. #