• I told the dog her new meaty chews had less than 5% fat. She wasn't really impressed and just downed the lot in two gulps. Never savoured it #
  • #SkyNews announcing that #Chinese cyber hackers are going after Western firms. Well who'd have thought that. They'll be sending spam next. #
  • Only losers want #AV #
  • Vote NO for #AV on May 5th. #
  • Doggy Close Up. http://flic.kr/p/9z3xZM #
  • Well it's 21C (70F) now so I might take my coat off and turn the central heating down a notch. #
  • Those birds make a racket when they're fighting over one feeder. Better fill the others up to keep them quiet. Shush! #
  • Thinking that the dandelion should be the national flower of #England Never seen so many. It's a bumper crop. Must've been the cold winter. #
  • Its all very well saying #mortgage lending rose steeply by 21% in March but it's 3% down on last year. So still not very good really. #
  • Seems if you are a wealthy celebrity you get preferential treatment by the #courts and #judges Old story of money talks really. Shame. #
  • Time to dump #dropbox then if anybody can view the "encrypted" files. #
  • People who advocate #publicness are mostly people who crave publicity anyway. I bet they wouldn't be willing to post bank/twitter passwords. #
  • So #iPhones have been secretly tracking us. I wonder if it knows where I was last Thursday night because I can't remember. #
  • Cleaned out the pebblepond after 3 years. 3 inches of stinky black slimy sludge to get out. No wonder the pump didn't run it was blocked up. #
  • TV ads show beds with big bookcase shelves above the head board. Knowing my DIY wouldn't like to risk that. Have to wear a hard hat in bed. #
  • Smog alert for the week-end. We should all face SE and blow hard. Then the smog will be over France in an hour or two unless they blow back. #
  • You can de-clutter your mind and improve memory by learning an instrument/language. I'm learning the Bongo Drums and Australian. Should work #
  • "12 million will get away this #Easter quot;
    I hope they don't all go to the same place else we'll tip up. The toilets won't cope either. #
  • #US are flying #drones over #Libya I think one got lost and flew over my house.
    Or it may have been a pigeon. Do drones have little beaks? #
  • Teaching the dog #cricket She's always out legs before wicket then chews the bat and runs off with the ball. What to do @ECB_Cricket ? #
  • Hmm how to retweet or retweet with comments in this updated @twitterrific #
  • RT @norm1037 Hmm how to retweet or retweet with comments in this updated @twitterrific
    — oh found it! The little arrow. #
  • Quite nice this Echo Falls Chardonnay. It's a Californian white. Bought a dozen as they are at half price now. £5 instead of £10. #
  • I'm sure that's the same #wasp that flies in from the garden several times a day.
    I'm being #stalked by a wasp. Need to set up a sting op. #
  • I see I've been left off the #RoyalWedding party list. Just because I use my fingers and bring my own jellied eels and brown ale. #
  • RT @TRCBNews Easter Sunday 2011 Falls in Late April – http://htxt.it/KLIn
    — Or tomorrow as we call it. 🙂 #
  • Getting silly hot now. I could melt. It's 26C (79F). Phew what a scorcher as the #Sun newspaper would say.
    Record April temp is 30C (86F). #
  • Well 10 mins in and #DoctorWho is dead. What's on next? #
  • With this #Apple #iPhone GPS recording file that means they'll know when I'm on the toilet!! #
  • It's all very well #Apple saying it's in the t&c's but it's over 90 pages on the iPod. By page 5 I've forgotten what page 1 says. #
  • With this hot weather we have bush fires now. Well gorse fires anyway, in Northern Ireland. #
  • Just finished off another bottle of Californian Chardonnay from #EchoFalls Very nice. I could develop a taste for it. Oh, I have. #
  • #BBC @UKBreakingNews Twitter account has entry about making Pinhole Cameras! Not quite a breaking news item that. I read about it years ago. #