• RT @Citrix_Server Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.– How right he was. #
  • Strange. I don't remember eating that. #
  • Not much call for a 42" iPad I suppose? #
  • Defrosting the freezer (the one that the leaflet said will never ice up) and it's drip drip drip keeps making me want to go for a wee. Weeee #
  • I have another pimple on my bum. Damn chocolate eggs. #
  • Here we go again. Over 200+ days of a great d'load speed I'm back on the treadmill to get my BRAS profile up after Zen changed the equipment #
  • Wonder if there's some software for TV's that at a button push would cut out any references to "the royal wedding". Sick of hearing about it #
  • Freezers defrosted and ready for occupants. Few sides of sheep and some wildebeest should do. Plus a ton of sausage and chips. And, a carrot #
  • I think Gaddafi is holidaying in Blackpool. #
  • Strange that SEPA have reported radioactive iodine from #Fukushima in Glasgow but nothing reported in #England Oh wait it's the #MetOffice #
  • Does @Napster browser still work under FireFox 4 now that gears is defunct? #
  • I'll be glad when @Sky bring #skysongs so I can junk Napster. #
  • I've been Twitterised! I chained myself to the railings and joined General Ludd but still #twitter got me. #
  • Green bin was heavy this morning. Might be somebody living in there. Or, I'm getting weaker.
    Need more porridge. #
  • Why is it always me who has to refill the stapler? #
  • Daft computer putting Feb files before Jan files. It's obvious what I want. Not this silly ASCII order stuff. I've had to get my hands dirty #
  • I think I've peaked now. My brain cell is really sore.
    Time for coffee and something nibbly. #
  • April 1st already. I've put a photo of bird seed in the bird feeders to #aprilfool the birds.
    OK I haven't really. Didn't have a photo. #
  • My stomach sounds like the London Underground. When theyre not on strike. Sort of long distant rumbling. #
  • Just seen Colonel Gaddafi going up the street. Or it might have been the postman. Unless Gaddafi has a part time job? #
  • Dear Diary, Today it was windy.
    I wrote that yesterday, and the day before.
    I'll never be a famous Diarist like Samuel Pepys. #
  • They found that Cobra that was missing from #BronxZoo Reptile House. He was curled up … in the Reptile House. Didn't they look properly? #
  • Maybe that Cobra snook back into the Reptile House after a night or two out on the tiles. Unless he heard a flute playing somewhere. #
  • I need a Cobra right now after seeing that mouse flit across the conservatory door way. #
  • Uhuh brown envelope on the doormat from H. M. Revenue and Customs!
    I'll beat it with a stick first. #
  • I'm colder than a polar bears left testicle.
    Oh bollocks can I say testicle on Twitter? #
  • RT @DreamHost We've got new owners! http://cot.ag/g2z84E Read on to see what this means for you and your sites. ^BD
    –I'll look tomorrow. #
  • Some guy in a police uniform knocked on my door this morning. Told him I wasn't falling for it and knocked his hat off!
    My case is up in May #
  • Well I wonder if the item about those Seagate 37TB drives was an April Fool?
    I believed it.
    Or was it another dream? I did have some cheese. #
  • Cheesecake time. #
  • I hate it when there's no conclusion to a film. Just spent 110 minutes watching 'Hunter Prey' and nothing happened in the end. #poorfilm #
  • I reckon the actor wore a mask or he was really ugly. #
  • Next movie is 'Paradox'. I don't think I'll watch all this one. My eyes are flickering and bed whistles. Least I think it's the bed. #
  • Oh dear it only has 2 stars. The film after, 'Triangle' has 5. But I think I've seen that one. Horror film Whoooooooooooo #
  • Gearing up to move all my #DreamHost stuff onto the new cPanel. Very excited to be getting cPanel at last. #
  • Second movie I watched last night, 'Paradox', wasn't too bad and it only had 2 stars.
    Who gives these stars out? They're always wrong. #
  • Oh noes! One of my SSL's expired yesterday. I can't faff with it today I'll do it tomorrow. Always tomorrow. Should be a word for that. #
  • My SSL doesn't expire till the 6th so I'm okay for a while. Phew what a shocker. #
  • I think Man City will beat Sunderland. It's 5-0 already with 15 mins to go. Sunderland fans are off to the train station. #
  • I'm going to eat an orange. #