• Pity we can't monetise incoming unauthorised SSH connections. I'd be a billionaire. But, China would be bankrupt. #howtomakemoney #
  • Have every spanner known to man. But not the one I needed for the job! Must be an Alien nut. Ended up using my old grannys lawnmower spanner #
  • #Braga 1 #Liverpool 0 at half time. Liverpool need to come out fighting in the second half. It's very slow at the moment. #