• If we had three legs we wouldn't fall over as much. With an extra pair of eyes in the back of our head we'd see people sneaking up on us. #
  • Thought I was reading a book about the desert. Turned out to be a sheet of sandpaper. #
  • News Corp takes over the world. Tomorrow the universe. Followed by my blog. #
  • My power provider E.ON have been bought out by US based Pennsylvania Power and Light. It'll be a long way to come to read the meter. #
  • Playing tug of war with a crisp packet with the dog. Don't know who's dafter. She makes believe she's not interested then nips in quickly. #