• I don't see anything wrong in giving a packet of crisps as a Valentines Day present. They were cheese & onion. The garage was out of roses. #
  • Top tip when making tea. Boil the water!
    Cold water just doesn't hack it somehow.
    Well it's any easy mistake to make when you're not busy! #
  • @jsoverson Thanks. My plan would be to boot them out of the database if they don't want to be played. 🙂 in reply to jsoverson #
  • Craven Cottage pitch looks a bit moth eaten. #
  • It's really drab and grey outside. The sort of day when you just want to go back to bed. I just don't feel motivated. #
  • listening to Who Am I by Adam Faith on @Grooveshark: #nowplaying http://t.co/lIS5A7y #
  • If I tweeted every song I was playing my followers would leave me. Both of them 🙁 #
  • #Spurs beat #Milan 1-0. Disgraceful scenes from Milans Gatusso at the end. Bad losers or what? Poor refereeing as well. #uefa #
  • Why'd anyone want to sleep out in the jungle and eat grubs when you could stay at home and eat pizza? And you don't get earwigs in your ears #
  • "Who sank the Bismarck?"
    Well it wasn't me. I have an alibi. #
  • 0-0 at the Sparta Praha v Liverpool game. A very very quiet game. The best bit was the smoke flare going off. #Europa #
  • I hate these beefburgers that start off the size of a cartwheel and end up the size of a pinhead. #
  • I should be in Hawaii where it's warmer. Oh and the women scantily clad. #
  • A great episode of @bbcclick
    I couldn't find anything to complain about. 🙁 #
  • Dumped a MySQL db from a remote server into a db on my NAS. No errors thrown up from the 66MB .SQL file. Incredible. It's a trick. #
  • Manchester United v Crawley Town starts soon. The twins are playing for United. Good job they have numbers on their shirts. #
  • Thanks dog for bringing in half the garden on your feet. Don't worry I'll pick up all the lumps of mud with tufts of grass in them. #