• Maybe now #skysports will get rid of #keys and #gray or at least make their audio only available on the red button. #
  • A smartphone is going to be used to control a small satellite the size of a loaf of bread. I wonder if it'll be an iPhone or Windows phone? #
  • So it's been confirmed. There's no such things as aliens. We are alone.
    Mind you there's probably a bit of green fungus on some planet. #
  • Says in the paper that sleeping with a dog on your bed makes you ill. What tosh! I've slept with many a dog and had no ill effects. #
  • No tweets from @BumbleCricket for ages. Where'd he go? Can we not pay the ransom? #
  • I love coconut but I couldn't eat a whole one. #
  • Yay Andy Gray has been sacked. Resuuuuuult. #
  • That Adelaide ground looks very nice. The stands blend in extremely well unlike that red block at Old Trafford. Come on England. #AusvEng #
  • Oh happy Australia Day by the way. But I hope we win. We need a win but the way it's going we might not make it. #AusvEng #
  • Broke my arm so I don't think I'll make the javelin team. It's times like this when you really appreciate the iPod keyboard. #
  • Those Egyptian protestors should remember from history. The grass is not always greener on the other side. Know what you really want#Egypt #
  • Got an Amazon Kindle coming Saturday. Supposed to be Special Express delivery by Royal Delivery so I'll expect it Friday in June sometime. #
  • My Amazon Kindle has arrived. It knows who I am! #
  • Can't believe a woman took a dog back to the rescue centre because it clashed with her curtains! http://bit.ly/hZF04f #
  • Reading a free book on my Kindle called 'Alice in Wonderland'. She hasn't got her kit off yet though. #
  • Don't think the jets over Cairo are just to intimidate protesters but to blot out the media reporting. #Egypt #bbcnews #