• Nice and sunny but a bit coldish today. Saw my first fly of 2011. Called him Phillip.
    Dog nearly ate Phillip the Fly!
    Oh he's flown away. #
  • That's Phillip the Fly who's flown away not the dog.
    He's back again! Probably went to find some poo to nibble on. #
  • Celebs are going to be prosecuted for tweeting about products they endorse. Well I always drive Rolls Royce and only drink Bollinger & Vimto #
  • Wow I just got a free bottle of Vimto from the chip shop. Not heard from Rolls Royce or Bollinger yet. #
  • Hope Liverpool can win against Man U now they have King Kenny back. Need a quick change in their fortunes. #
  • Looks an interesting documentary on Living It at 9pm. "Hairy Women" Why they have it and need to get rid of it. I may record it. Hmmmmmm #