• I'll be singing Wimoweh all night now. #Ashes #
  • Yippeeeeeee #Ashes #
  • Well done England. Commiserations Australia.
    We win the #Ashes series 3-1. #
  • Playing 2022 final in winter means you ain't gonna get many teams hopefully. The bid was for a summer final. Stop changing goalposts #FIFA #
  • Time to start a breakaway from #FIFA
    Call it #fifi #
  • This Lord of the Rings music is depressing on this gloomy day. I don't know whether to gas myself,hang myself or watch Eastenders re-runs. #
  • Only joking. Gas is too expensive to waste and I have no rope. #
  • It's days like this you hope for an Alien invasion. #