• I've bought a 4D TV. It arrives last week. #
  • Another cold Coventry night at -14C(6.8F). Maybe the weatherman has his thermometer in the freezer @ItsAllAboutCov http://twitpic.com/3hoxpb #
  • My Amazon stuff is stuck in Glasgow. Third snowdrift from the left. Forgotten what I ordered now. Oh yes, a snow shovel!
    Send in the huskies #
  • So will Phorm or BT be charged by the CPS?
    I won't be holding my breath. If it had been a private citizen they'd have been given life! #
  • Here we go. I know this one. "Feed the world…". #
  • I remember when #twiglets used to look like twigs. Now they're just 'twiglet bits'. #
  • The #twiglets box say 'product may settle in transit'. In other words 'we give you a big box which is half empty'.Or half full for optimists #
  • Just banged my beak on the dogs head!
    Why do they have to have such hard heads? Or is my proboscis extra sensitive? #
  • @skysongsuk I was hoping for a reprieve. 🙁 in reply to skysongsuk #
  • So @bbcnews have spent days telling us not to go out and now they're in the shopping malls asking 'Where are all the shoppers?' Duh? #fail #
  • Ah it's the wrong kind of cold weather. The train diesel is freezing in it's tanks. #
  • Seagulls are swarming overhead. I think they fancy me as a tasty morsel. I can hear them licking their lips. #
  • Don't let Vince Cable near the sprouts at Christmas in case there's a nuclear explosion. #vincethenuke #
  • Something else to keep in your cold weather emergency kit. A 12 foot ladder so you can escape from stranded trains. #
  • Not sure about Yahoos weather service. It shows the sun is out but it's almost pitch dark outside. Maybe it's sunny over Coventry airport? #
  • At least the days will start getting longer after day. #
  • Listening to Bob Dylans 'Christmas in the heart' album is like listening to Deputy Dawg. Please… Cough and clear it. #
  • Vince Cable should lose the silly hat, he's in enough trouble. Go Vince. No I mean … Go! #vincecable #
  • Has he resigned yet? @bbcnews #vincecable #
  • Just in case anyone has forgotten what Vince Cable looks like @bbcnews will now show the same clip of him forever walking past a Xmas tree. #
  • There's an ad on the tv for a choc ice on a stick. Wonder if they considered summer might be a bettter time to sell than winter. Ad men eh? #
  • There's always somebody showing off on the icy paths. That guy just did a triple backflip with half pike.
    Oh … He didn't mean to. He fell #
  • What? It's Christmas? Nobody told me and there was no mention in the 'Give a turkey a home.' pamphlet that came with the pizza leaflet. #
  • I see my #Amazon parcel is out for delivery in Glasgow. Shame I live in Coventry 250 miles away. Hey ho! #
  • Just hit the dog on the head with a cheesy football. She caught it before it hit the ground. #
  • I'm getting a look. Don't know what I did wrong. All I did was go and get a drink and some crisps. #
  • Hope the garage stays open late tomorrow for those last minute presents. #
  • All this snow before Christmas? There'd better be some on Christmas Day else I'll turn ugly. I know someone has a weather machine.So use it. #
  • I wonder if the @BBC will cover The Trans-Siberian Orchestra when they play the Hammersmith Apollo in March 2011. TSO start US tour today. #
  • RT @GarethDotDesign My skype seems to be broken, anyone else having problems?–was down Wednesday but should be almost fully back now. #
  • Temperatures above freezing at last. No more chiselling the sparrows off the fence or knocking icicles off the overflow pipe with a stick. #
  • Bring on the sprouts!
    I fear no sprout born of man or immortal. Let them all come!
    Hang on did the missus cook those? Well perhaps just peas #
  • You could sell donkey pee as perfume if you stuck it in a fancy bottle shaped like a phallus. #
  • Where's the @bbcnews? What's this crap that's on? #
  • Well I don't want no
    fat bloke in a red jump suit messing around in my chimney bringing down the soot. Humbug! #
  • I'll have an open fire lit tonight. That'll sort him out. And pick up those reindeer droppings this time. #
  • No politics/Westminster today so it's a skeleton staff and magazine news on @bbcnews It's not right after all that licence money we pay. 🙁 #
  • Time to gather in the sprouts for tomorrow. They take some rounding up,I may have to use the dog. They hide in the hedgerows sometimes. #
  • Meccano are moving their production back to France from China which is great news for European industry and Meccanoists. Or is it Meccanics? #
  • That was a close shave. My iPod almost made an unscheduled trip down the toilet. Amazing how shear panic hones our catching skills. Howzat? #
  • Well the sprouts are gathered in. Not a good harvest this year. Just four sprouts and a fat snail. Time to open a bag of frozen sprouts. #
  • Then again a sprout each and the snail for the dog may suffice. They're big sprouts. They might be cabbages actually. I'm not a gardener. #
  • Go away Argos. I'm not jumping into my car and rushing down to shop til 5pm. It's over between us. Over I say. Go away. I've no money left. #
  • I'm sure I was going to do something tomorrow. What was it now? #
  • Time to give @Napster the chop in the new year. Fed up with all these 30s tracks. Hardly streaming is it? And now full tracks not playing! #
  • Judging by the clear blue sky and sun it's going to be a very cold Christmas Eve. Wrap up warm if you're flying a sleigh tonight in Coventry #
  • Ayup the Tesco sale just started. Bit late now we've spent everything. Only got fourpence left. #
  • Right. Bit of time to fill in cos there's no presenter for @bbcnews so what to do? I know bung in a weather show with Carol. It's been cold. #
  • And if you missed the last 100 times it's been on you can see it on iPlayer. Now some hilarious outtakes which are fairly funny first time. #
  • Healey is making a right pigs ear of this interview trying score political points for @labour Get him off quick! #
  • I reckon the shops should have started their sales two weeks ago instead of Christmas Eve. They'd have made more money. #
  • Can't do my trousers up now. #
  • Nobody light a match. #
  • That's the wicket to get. #Ashes #
  • May have a small dry sherry today as it's Christmas. I'll try a mince pie as well. We have some left over from last year used as door stops. #
  • Swiftly followed by a good part of a bottle of Bells plus half the contents of the fridge. Celebrating day 1 of the 4th test. Oz 98 all out! #