• It's so cold that if you drop your ice-cream in the street you've got no chance of picking it up til the thaw comes. #
  • When I stroke the dog I get a 50 million volt shock. I wonder if I could plug an electric fire into her. But where would I push the plug in? #
  • Oh bum. Rumour is we didn't get the World Cup for 2018. #
  • Get on with it Blatter. Stop rattling. #
  • Oh well we missed out on the World Cup for 2018. You did your best England bid team. Good luck Russia. #england2018 #
  • Okay back to the news about the snow. #bbcnews #
  • If the World Cup 2018 is in Russia then do we have to take our own seats? #england2018 #
  • More late nights again. #theashes #
  • Oops sorry #theashes 🙂 #ashes #