• Traffic was light on the road this morning. A 20 minute journey only took 5. Mind you at 6.30 am sensible people are still in bed. Yawwwnnn. #
  • I wonder if they could put up temporary bridges in Cockermouth like the ones the army use. Even a single track would save miles. #
  • I wonder what the next storage technology will be after blu-ray? Recordable 3D sugar cubes maybe? #
  • One good thing about all this windy weather, it's blown away all the dead leaves from my garden…into the neighbours. #
  • I worry about all these wind farms. If they all turn at once we could end up being pulled out into the Atlantic like some big ocean liner. #
  • Not many in the commons to hear the 1 in 1000 years flood statement. Long lunch maybe or plain old apathy? #
  • The first LHC particles have collided. "I do beg your pardon" said the first, "Fancy a curry?" said the second, and of they went together. #