• If I had autotune I could sing as well. #
  • I wonder how long 10 hour candles burn for? #
  • Playing a Christmas album!
    Well you have to start Christmas songs sooner or later.
    "Now that's what I call Xmas" for the need to know list. #
  • Altogether …Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
    They should by now after all these years. We're still singing 'feed the world' though #
  • I fancy a mince pie and sherry now. Oh I think the vicar drank it all. #
  • Mince pie and whiskey time. I'll be sloshed by 3pm and writing pointless tweets.
    "So what's new?" says a chorus of millions. #
  • Egg nog?
    I should coco! #
  • Watching how they make banknotes on TV.
    That's not how I make them with an intricately carved potato half. #
  • Not used this PC for a week so it wants a gabillion updates. Sigh. Which means that by the time it's updated I'll have forgotten what I …. #
  • Down to -7 (19f) outside. It's warmer in the freezer. #