• Well if Ireland doesn't want that 7 billion I'll have it. #
  • Ireland have accepted a 100 billion loan and the first thing they're looking to waste it on is a general election. Beats a piss up I suppose #
  • Didn't know you could say piss up on twitter. Thought it might get censored as 'pxxx ux'.
    Wonder if I can say Fxxx Ux? #
  • Thought flies went to sleep in the winter? There's one here flying around my light. Oops too close!
    Now he's definitely asleep! #
  • Freddie the fly seems to have risen like Lazerus. Wonder if he has superfly powers?
    Put me down Freddie I don't want to fly round the Earth! #
  • I'm getting the hang of this gaming thing. I just shot down the flying saucer in Space Invaders. I'm ready to advance. On no another saucer. #