• Currently prowling the corridors of the kitchen to try and find anything edible. #
  • What puts Man and Monkeys at the top of the Animal Kingdom?
    The ability to pick our noses. #
  • The washing on the line is crisping up nicely. Damn cold easterly wind! #
  • Don't panic! It wasn't an earthquake. It was me. Touch of flatulence I'm afraid. Sorry. #
  • Giant egg found.
    http://bit.ly/9mVF5B #
  • I can get the dog to press a key but I can't get her to hold down the control key at the same time. Maybe I'll just let her use the mouse. #
  • This dogs not daft. Settled down in front of the fire. She'll be toasting marshmallows on a stick next and singing bawdy campfire songs. #
  • Are wifi points dangerous? I'm sitting at the confluence of two and picking up #BBC Radio 4 through my teeth. Oh it's the #Archers #
  • Oh somebody turned the radio on. #
  • I'll have to drag the dog away from the fire by her back legs. She's starting to smoke, and I don't mean her pipe. I know …"CATS!" #
  • Not so sure that #amazon are so strapped for cash that they have to offer for sale that sort of book. Shame on them. #
  • It looks just like a November day today.
    Oh wait. It is November. #
  • Scented candles burning everywhere. Isn't burning a candle supposed to ward off something? I can't remember what though. Is it memory loss? #
  • What's wrong with #YouTube videos? They don't process now even after hours and hours. Nightmare google. #
  • I agree more with Hostways comment beneath AS's. Patent law needs a rewrite and time limitations on claiming patent ownership. @zeninternet. #
  • I was holding the dog and teasing her so she jumped over my arm and clonked my wrist with her bony leg. Ouch! #
  • I wonder who it is who keeps sticking crisps down the back of the sofa? Don't they know it should be pound coins. #
  • Very cold but no wind at all. Strange when you think we were suffering gales a couple of days ago.The flags weren't fluttering much outside. #
  • Listening to Erik Borelius' CD – 'Guitar'. Very enjoyable. #
  • You should have had half pizza and half apple pie. Then tomorrow you could have half apple pie and half pizza. @levarburton #