• Dog is now a fully trained attack dog. I set her on a biscuit and she showed it no mercy. Now she's looking at me and licking her lips! Gulp #
  • I'm struggling with jet lag and I haven't been on a jet. #
  • Makes me suspicious when there's no wind and the sun comes out in November. Is it all a trick or some sort of glitch in the matrix? #
  • Most weird. The clouds are scurrying across this bright November morning sky but there's not a breath of wind to disturb the ground foliage. #
  • All I did was pick up my shoes to move them and now the dog is sticking to me like glue. Thinks I'm gonna sneak out I reckon. #
  • Sitting in my chair with my legs crossed. Dog is sitting by my legs with her paw on my foot as I move it up and down. Can't reach my camera! #
  • Very blowy today. Technical weather term that…blowy. #
  • Toyota cars are being recalled for steering problems.
    But first you gotta catch them. #
  • Bonfire night tonight so I hope it's quiet. The dog tries to attack rockets when she sees them in the sky and she can't quite reach them. #
  • Wouldn't be surprised if people decided to wait til Saturday night before having their firework parties so hopefully it won't rain till then #
  • I hope those are fireworks going off outside and that we're not at war with the French. #
  • Lot of fireworks been going off all night. Can't be much fun though as it's poured down for hours. Maybe people are outside in their coats. #
  • Let's have more BBC strikes. The #bbcnews is better and #bbcclick doesn't get dropped. #
  • Flippin rag and bone man going by and blowing his trumpet. Wish he'd learn to play a tune on it. #
  • Why do people say 'free' instead of 'three'?
    It's so annoying. I blame the schools and teachers. Or,is it really the fault of dumbed down TV #
  • The mushy peas exploded in the microwave again. I wonder if they're banned on planes as a new terror weapon? #
  • I'm sure my hair that was singed by a candle as I bent over it will grow back quickly. #
  • Liverpool beat Chelsea 2-0 yayyyyyyy!! #