• This computer fad will never last. It's like the 'Internet'. It'll all be over in a week or two and it'll be something else like sudukibooki #
  • One false move and the dog will poke her tongue in the yolk of my boiled egg. She's watching me like a hawk just waiting to … Gerroffff!!! #
  • It's quite hard getting yolk off a dogs chin. Ah she's wiped her face on my trousers. That's done it. #
  • I've come to the conclusion that the only way to fold a valance sheet is to roll it up into a ball. Which is how it ends up whatever I do. #
  • Barnsley v Hull is the footy offering from Sky this evening! WTF!
    Where are those places? Up 't North somewhere aren't they? Ayeup lad. #
  • Dogs having a twitchy dream. I think she's playing tennis judging by the way she's sticking her front leg in the air. Let. First service. #