• But what are those little symbols in newt witter. Shouldn't they describe themselves with a mouseover? #newtwitter #
  • I'm trying to motivate my socks to hop onto my feet. #
  • I think, on reflection, it may be easier to motivate my feet into my socks rather than the other way round. #
  • I wonder where all these dog hairs come from?
    Oh wait… I bet they're from the dog. #
  • I missed out on a Nobel peace prize again.
    I don't know why. I'm very peaceful.
    They say so at my anger management classes. #
  • All the bristles have fallen off the toilet brush. Spooky. #
  • Oh the head of the brush comes off for cleaning. Panic over. The toilet brush is okay. Phew! #