• Gas man due to do a service and my guts are terrible.
    I'll just have to blame the dog…as usual! #
  • I'll have to be careful when he does the CO checks in case I send the needle off the scale with an uncontrolled expulsion of methane. #
  • I wonder if the gas man follows my tweets?
    I'll know if he turns up in a gas mask.
    Mind you he could just be kinky for rubber. #
  • Wonder why Google changed their minds 180 degrees about Net Neutrality?
    Waiting for a phone call from them this morning to explain. #
  • He's on his way. Hope he's got his own spanners. #
  • That's this years service done and dusted. #
  • "Qmail conflicts with Sendmail" according to Yum. Well that's just wonderful. Yippee doody dandruff. #
  • Damn rain is stealing my satellite signal. #
  • Il pleut.
    I knew learning French at school would be useful one day. Just waiting for my Aunts pen to crop up in conversation. #