• I can't believe I'm taking trousers back for exchange to get a smaller waist. If I get any thinner I'll be able to travel by post. #
  • Added in a rake of A records but forgot the important one. The servers! #
  • Set up a slave dns for an extra nameserver but I don't know who's zones it's pulling in. Hmm need some adjustment maybe. #
  • So has wave gotten the chop? I never did get an invite anyway. #
  • How to steal a cake. First I need a distraction.

    OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT HUGE TIGER!!!

    Yep should work okay. Made me look and I said it. #

  • Maybe I could train the dog to put the recycling out each week. Save me getting up early. I certainly couldn't train anyone else to do it. #
  • The dog said no. Well, "Woof!" actually.
    Something about Health and Safety regulations and the EU working directive stopping her doing it. #
  • Since the story about the dog chewing a blokes big toe off I've kept my boots on. Dog is following me about with knife,fork and condiments. #
  • My latest book "How to skin a chicken using just your teeth and a comb." isn't selling too well.
    Especially in audio book format. #
  • Good heavens, Pakistan all out for 72. #
  • Has anybody turned up to watch at Edgebaston apart from a few ancient regulars and a bunch of scraggy kids? #ecb_cricket #
  • Hope we don't lose the game because of the weather. It would be a tragedy. #
  • That bump on Farhats head has given *me* a headache. #
  • It's getting silly now. It's the tailend!! #
  • It's warm and sticky this evening. Could be some thuuuuuunder later. #