• I know little about the oil industry but to plug the BP spill couldn't they use a very long stick and poke it down the hole. #
  • HT Paraguay 0 Japan 0. Heavy going this. We need a ref on to give a goal where there isn't one as opposed to the other way round. #worldcup #
  • FT is 0-0 so it's ET yippeeeeeee. Looks like going to penalties. Wake up at the back and smell the vuvuzelas. #worldcup #
  • Oh no a penalty shootout after 2 hours of play results in a 0-0 draw.
    Let's just flip a coin and go down the pub. #worldcup #
  • With all this footy and cricket on I haven't seen the news for a while. Are we at war with anybody? I mean anybody extra. #
  • Japan miss a penalty. Paraguay lead. #worldcup #
  • Paraguay win 5-4 on penalties and are through to the quarterfinals. #worldcup #
  • Oops I swallowed my vuvuzela. I sucked when I should have blown. #worldcup #vuvuzela #
  • HT and it's Spain 0 and Portugal 0 #worldcup #
  • David Villa takes Spain into a 1-0 lead with a stunning goal. Well it'd be stunning if I scored it. #worldcup #
  • Ricardo Costa for Portugal is red carded. #worldcup #
  • FT and Spain beat Portugal 1-0 in a good game and meet Paraguay in the quarterfinals. #worldcup #
  • No footy Wednesday or Thursday. Noooooooooo! Where's my vuvuzela? Parrrrrrrrrrrppppppp #worldcup #