• I shall have to go to bed soon I have to be up in a few hours. Maybe a few pints of water will help but they have side effects. #
  • Advice from the Highways Agency to drivers this winter is "Take care when driving". Hmmm okay. #
  • Our newly modified for Iraq choppers are training in California cos the bleak terrain is similar. Don't know why they have floats fitted. #
  • Too much rice. I feel bloated. It's amazing how a little rice goes a long way. Especially when it's cooked. #
  • I wonder if the aliens are watching us? I hope they don't watch when I'm in the bathroom. #
  • Is it boiled cabbage day tomorrow or did I just make that up? #