• Should have been in bed hours ago. Come on computer speed up and render quicker. Use the force. #
  • Steamy scenes in Dr Who before the watershed now. Typical of the BBC's dumbing down of it's programmes. #BBC #doctorwho #
  • The dogs sprouts are working. #
  • Over 1.3 million iPads sold already, it's doing well. #
  • I just sneezed and the dog jumped like in the Panda Sneeze.
    No-one else even blinked. #
  • Thought I'd gone deaf in my left ear but it was just the earphone had fallen out. Should have left my ear wax in so it could get a grip. #
  • How sad is this. Listening to the LAPD on the iPod. Can't understand what they're saying though. It's in American. #