• I wonder if I could motorise the wheelie bins and add an AI system so they could put themselves out on bin days and bring themselves in? #
  • Today is St Georges day so fly the flag. #
  • Just dropped iPod on the patio face down. Good job it was in it's silicone sock. Otherwise i'd have been off to the shops for a replacement. #
  • Japan is developing thought controlled devices. If I get any they'll probably wander upstairs and forget what they've gone upstairs for. #
  • Haven't watched the news for hours. Are we at war with anybody yet or are they still prattling on about the election? #
  • Why does my icon du jour remind me of nurses uniforms….pwoooorrrr #happystgeorgesday #
  • Scratch one cup.
    Doing well with the crockery of late. There'll soon be nowt left. #
  • Cups used to bounce. They don't make them like they used to…from melamine. #