• I must think of something better for a webpage than "under construction". #
  • The clothes horse full of pants was
    left in front of the webcam for a couple of days. Must remove the images that got uploaded. Yikes!! #
  • Less than 12 hours since I started a new server and the Chinese are trying to POP in.
    Bugger Off!
    There's nobody called Irene or Margaret! #
  • Big enquiry going on about who ate the second cake. I've denied everything and pleaded the 5th. Anyway it's all #nickcleggsfault #
  • Come on Liverpool just kick the ball into the back of the net. #