• How ironic. The first UK plane will take off from Glasgow for … Iceland!
    Maybe it's a bombing run. #
  • Do those two news readers have St. Vitus' Dance?
    Keep still for heavens sake. #bbcnews #
  • If you plug the kettle in it works. – Old Ancient Proverb. #
  • I'm sitting outside in the sun. But it's still cold. Have to wait for a cloud to pass over so I can see the screen. #
  • Dog just 'nosed' my arm and sent the iPod into orbit. I've never moved so fast. Caught it though. Dog just snickered at me. #
  • Weee the pebble fountain just came. I must make a pebble fountain video in 3D. #
  • The biggest bean is not always the tastiest. – Norm the Sage #
  • A Twitter a day keeps the doctor away. A Twitter a minute just means you're bored. – Swami Norm #
  • A watched kettle never boils, it just burns your eye. – Mystic Norm #
  • @CheeseRations

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE

    From Doggy #

  • People rescued by the Royal Navy from Spain are waking up in Afghanistan with a shilling in their pockets. They've been press ganged! #