• Can't tell if there's any volcano ash on the car since it's covered in pigeon poo. Does volcano ash look like pigeon poo? Sort of lumpy? #
  • The name of the Icelandic volcano is "Eyjafjallajoekull". No wonder they call it "the volcano". What a mouthfull. I'll just call it Joe Kull #
  • Maybe we'll see a return to using sailing ships and propellar driven aircraft. Britannia will rule the waves again. Hang on we've no trees. #
  • So we've no trees to build ships so we'll have to invade somewhere. Now how we gonna get there? I wonder if the buses are running? Taxi! #