• Food and coffee. That's better. I can take on anybody now. #
  • Go away you HP update. You never work anyway. #
  • I have a cough. But I've not touched a diseased person for ages. Maybe it was aliens or the LHC? #
  • About 13.30 UTC for the next 2 particle collision attempt at LHC. First attempt didn't work. They'll collide at 7 TeV. Speedy particles. #
  • Run out of the nice coffee. Having to use the manky coffee kept for visitors. #
  • Hello, them speedy protons have collided at a world record energy level at the LHC. Bet the weather gets bad and a black hole appears now. #
  • Heavy snow in Scotland. Must be the LHC. So it's not all bad then. #
  • Mmmm nice cream doughnut. #
  • Hope Rooneys foot injury isn't serious. #
  • Just bought a UV filter to replace the old one. Well the new one says 'Canon' on it and I'm a snob. Haha. Hope it fits after all that. #
  • Blimey it's cold. 3C/37F Hope it doesn't snow. You can tell it's nearly Bank Holiday weekend. #
  • Power cuts in NI and Scotland because of the snow. Hope we don't catch it. #
  • My bread slicing skills are poor today. I have a slice that will hold any door open. It'd make a great ski-jump as well. Geronimo !! #
  • Eating the thin end was okay but the thick end took some chewing. Gave it to the dog in the end. She swallowed it whole. Blimey. #
  • I'm asleep and sleep tweeting. It could be dangerous to wake me. #
  • My iPad arrived.

    Then I woke up and realised it was April 1st and no-one would have believed me.
    Look, little fluffy aliens.
    Oh, sheep! #

  • No Mr Java I *still* don't want no stinking Yahoo toolbar. #
  • Either the dogs walking faster or the following wind was stronger than I thought. We went round the route like a ferret down a drainpipe. #
  • @wolfnix @jjedmondson congratulations you've won an iPad, a trip to DisneyLand and a trip round the inside of the LHC sitting on a proton. #
  • As I sit in this pouring rain I can't help but wonder if it wasn't meant for somewhere else. There go my wood chips again floating away. #
  • Fancy sending Babel off. Bit rough that. #
  • This game is depressing. A second penalty!!! WTF #
  • Windows has found solutions to my problems. Do I want to view them?
    Nah. I'll give it a miss and watch some paint dry. #
  • Interesting splatter pattern in the pan. I think it was the result of that bag of chocolate raisins I ate yesterday. #
  • I hate this rain. Feel sorry for people under canvas this week. Nice for the ducks though. Oh and my pebble pond likes it. #
  • See that the people who have had their iPads this day are extremely happy with them. I'm not bitter. Haha #
  • That last mouthful of coffee went down the wrong way and made me coffee. 🙁 #
  • Fancy camping out all night outside the Apple shop. #
  • Didn't see any mention of the iPad launch on #bbcnews Weekend news reporting I suppose. Bit of sport and pre-recorded stuff only. #
  • Yay iPad on the #bbcnews
    Nice. #
  • @BBCClick A new presenter? Looks like the quality of Click is set to improve. Congratulations. 🙂 in reply to BBCClick #
  • The big yellow glowing hot globe has made an appearance. #
  • I heard the earthquake on TWIT. Didn't feel the earth move though. #