• My iPad arrived.

    Then I woke up and realised it was April 1st and no-one would have believed me.
    Look, little fluffy aliens.
    Oh, sheep! #

  • No Mr Java I *still* don't want no stinking Yahoo toolbar. #
  • Either the dogs walking faster or the following wind was stronger than I thought. We went round the route like a ferret down a drainpipe. #
  • @wolfnix @jjedmondson congratulations you've won an iPad, a trip to DisneyLand and a trip round the inside of the LHC sitting on a proton. #
  • As I sit in this pouring rain I can't help but wonder if it wasn't meant for somewhere else. There go my wood chips again floating away. #
  • Fancy sending Babel off. Bit rough that. #
  • This game is depressing. A second penalty!!! WTF #