Archive for October, 2016

Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

Tweet: #BBC rapidly excluding men from all its programmes…

#BBC rapidly excluding men from all its programmes now. I hope we can a reduction in the licence fee?

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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

Tweet: Now the #Swans at the second site are practising t…

Now the #Swans at the second site are practising take-offs. Electronically enhanced image. 🙁 (S2) https://t.co/azHzfeYeb6

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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

Tweet: Mmmmm tasty. Not had this for centuries! #Caramac…

Mmmmm tasty. Not had this for centuries! #Caramac https://t.co/TIId0f5e6U

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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

Tweet: When I pick up the TV remote it’s like handling a…

When I pick up the TV remote it’s like handling a wet haddock. That happens when you eat Pringles, handle the remote and leave the room. 👅🐺🐧

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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

Tweet: The Convention on Human Rights will no longer appl…

The Convention on Human Rights will no longer apply to troops serving in battle. To stop lawyers making huge profits out of vexatious claims

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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

Tweet: Hunt wants to train 1500 doctors yearly. What if n…

Hunt wants to train 1500 doctors yearly. What if no-one wants to be a doctor?Forced doctor training?People kidnapped & given Queens shilling

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Monday, October 3rd, 2016

Tweet: “Yes I know. I’m fully alert. As soon as I spot a…

“Yes I know. I’m fully alert. As soon as I spot a pigeon I’ll let you know. Think I’m stupid? I am a #collie you kn… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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Monday, October 3rd, 2016

Tweet: “I just fancy a couple of sausage and tomato baps…

“I just fancy a couple of sausage and tomato baps now. Don’t suppose you brought any with you?” https://t.co/T4uJKdMF9U

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Monday, October 3rd, 2016

Tweet: Parents always chasing after their kids. “Get back…

Parents always chasing after their kids. “Get back here now!” “No shan’t. You can’t make me.” #Swans (S2) https://t.co/I9VEC9F4tr

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Monday, October 3rd, 2016

Tweet: Walked down one aisle in the store and turned the…

Walked down one aisle in the store and turned the corner to see a double aisle filled with #Christmas decorations! Aaaaaarrrgggghhh! 😱

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