Archive for September, 2016
Monday, September 26th, 2016
Tweet: Who was the bloke who came second in the #LabourLe…
Who was the bloke who came second in the #LabourLeadership roadshow? He was on telly every 5 minutes. Has he retired? Forgotten his name now
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Monday, September 26th, 2016
Tweet: Me: “I was so quiet opening your biscuit tin. Wh…
Me: “I was so quiet opening your biscuit tin. What gave me away?” Dog: “My big ears!”
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Monday, September 26th, 2016
Tweet: .@BBCNews are accusing the original detective in t…
.@BBCNews are accusing the original detective in the #Haliwell case of “extracting” a confession. So much for accurate reporting.
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Monday, September 26th, 2016
Tweet: .@UKLabour want to go borrowing £Billions again. W…
.@UKLabour want to go borrowing £Billions again. What about the £1.6Trillion we still owe?
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Monday, September 26th, 2016
Tweet: Raining again. Get the draughts out. I think a rai…
Raining again. Get the draughts out. I think a rain-soaked pigeon will be having a game. Earth must be full to bursting with water by now? 😟
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Sunday, September 25th, 2016
Tweet: This afternoon I will be mostly chewing on a cherr…
This afternoon I will be mostly chewing on a cherry bakewell AKA the door stopper. 😑
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Saturday, September 24th, 2016
Tweet: Flippin’ fireworks going off! Dog was asleep and j…
Flippin’ fireworks going off! Dog was asleep and just dashed outside, with her fur standing up, to repel boarders. 😟 Back now … and asleep
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Saturday, September 24th, 2016
Tweet: Thousands buying 007-style number plates to dodge…
Thousands buying 007-style number plates to dodge speeding fines dailym.ai/2cNhnBo
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Saturday, September 24th, 2016
Tweet: Parting gift to EU is English as nearly EVERY pupi…
Parting gift to EU is English as nearly EVERY pupil is learning it dailym.ai/2daJ8qj #Brexit
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Saturday, September 24th, 2016
Tweet: ‘Fawlty Towers’ hotel wouldn’t let widow go until…
‘Fawlty Towers’ hotel wouldn’t let widow go until she replaced key dailym.ai/2cNXSbW Businesses don’t care how they make money.