Archive for August, 2016

Saturday, August 27th, 2016

Tweet: “Huge wasp just attacked me and stung me” No! A s…

“Huge wasp just attacked me and stung me” No! A small housefly sat on your bum for 1 second. Drama Queen. https://t.co/epU9vYv8D8

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Saturday, August 27th, 2016

Tweet: Smells like it might be #NationalManuringTheFields…

Smells like it might be #NationalManuringTheFieldsDay today.💩👃

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: Idiot time. Huge firework gone off! Heart attacks…

Idiot time. Huge firework gone off! Heart attacks all round!! Saddos. 😬

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: “Hello fellow dogs and cats. Finally got my blanke…

“Hello fellow dogs and cats. Finally got my blanket back. Agreed it’s a bit cleaner but it smells of nothing now!” https://t.co/aAPSEekfvT

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: “My blanket’s missing.” https://t.co/hBLaSeRick

“My blanket’s missing.” https://t.co/hBLaSeRick

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: “Hello everybody. It’s #NationalDogDay so that mea…

“Hello everybody. It’s #NationalDogDay so that means we get double pudding today.” https://t.co/6q8l70fAeW

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: “It’s okay I suppose but he won’t win any prizes o…

“It’s okay I suppose but he won’t win any prizes on the #GBBO ” https://t.co/zWCc1sMJGn

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: “This mealworm is tasty. Wouldn’t mind a bit of pi…

“This mealworm is tasty. Wouldn’t mind a bit of piccalilli with it though.” https://t.co/Gwhhgzb7TC

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: Don’t tell the dog but her blanket’s in the wash….

Don’t tell the dog but her blanket’s in the wash. 😱

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Friday, August 26th, 2016

Tweet: You’ve not lived till you’ve had a wet geranium up…

You’ve not lived till you’ve had a wet geranium up your shorts! 😮 #GardenHazards

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