Archive for July, 2016

Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: “Really enjoying this sun. I’m getting a nice tan…

“Really enjoying this sun. I’m getting a nice tan on my eyebrows.” https://t.co/WVd3ryxBSn

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: “Got to get my fur nice and damp so it’ll last all…

“Got to get my fur nice and damp so it’ll last all day and keep me cool. I might whiff a bit though.” https://t.co/TJyoxMNt37

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: Second nice day but I don’t see it lasting. https:…

Second nice day but I don’t see it lasting. https://t.co/Gezg8hHYM5

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: “Shall I shoulder charge it or jump nimbly over it…

“Shall I shoulder charge it or jump nimbly over it?” https://t.co/kOXmmWuwDg

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: “Shall we stay in here this morning?” https://t.co…

“Shall we stay in here this morning?” https://t.co/xX3ch33clS

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: I reckon Russia have been cheating at sport since…

I reckon Russia have been cheating at sport since the Cold War days when they had men in the women’s shot put.Or was it the other way round?

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: .@theresa_may wants her Government to be defined b…

.@theresa_may wants her Government to be defined by social reform not #Brexit Sounds like Brexit is no longer meaning Brexit?

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: Maybe it should be mandatory when a person is spea…

Maybe it should be mandatory when a person is speaking for a notice on screen to say: ‘This speech was not written by the speaker’.

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: How to tell the dog it’s too hot for mouth to mout…

How to tell the dog it’s too hot for mouth to mouth resuscitation or a snog! 😨

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: Happiness is the dog suddenly finding a big chunk…

Happiness is the dog suddenly finding a big chunk of biscuit that she’d been lying on for ages. ☺ (Why no dog emoji?)

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