Archive for July, 2016

Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: Dog asks if I can sling a teabag in her outside wa…

Dog asks if I can sling a teabag in her outside water bowl. Says it’ll make a nice cup of tea!

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: Has to be something really wrong with sports bodie…

Has to be something really wrong with sports bodies, like #FIFA , when it costs #England £12Mn just to apply and fail to hold a world cup?

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: As I sit typing on the laptop, in my underpants, o…

As I sit typing on the laptop, in my underpants, on this hot day, I only hope @GCHQ aren’t watching else they’ll need counselling for weeks.

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: So dog do you want a Dentastix or is it too hot? D…

So dog do you want a Dentastix or is it too hot? Dog: “I’ll try and force it down.”

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: .@BBCNews not much point saying it’s hottest in so…

.@BBCNews not much point saying it’s hottest in some @metoffice white weather box. It’s 45°C in the conservatory and that’s where I am! 😵

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: .@BBCNews if GB were being considered for banning…

.@BBCNews if GB were being considered for banning instead of Russia we’d have been out without any meeting of the #IOC #BrownEnvelopes

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: To be honest,unlike the @BBCNews staff we don’t bu…

To be honest,unlike the @BBCNews staff we don’t buy a lot of pineapples so I’m not bothered if they’ve gone up a few pennies. #ClassWar

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: 27.7°C in the front and 32.7°C in the back of the…

27.7°C in the front and 32.7°C in the back of the house. Might chuck a couple of sausages in the back and have a barbecue on the sofa!

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: “It’s too hot too walk. Can’t you carry me home dr…

“It’s too hot too walk. Can’t you carry me home draped around your neck?” https://t.co/CgeqQ5gGah

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Tweet: “I don’t know about #TongueOutTuesday it’s more li…

“I don’t know about #TongueOutTuesday it’s more like #CantKeepYourTongueInToday ” https://t.co/kGgWJaHxmA

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