Archive for July 2nd, 2016

Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: Me:”That’s it the Ritz crackers are all gone.” Dog…

Me:”That’s it the Ritz crackers are all gone.” Dog:”So why is the box still by you and why haven’t you shown me it’s empty inside?”

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: The dog isn’t really asleep. A carefully aimed che…

The dog isn’t really asleep. A carefully aimed cheese Ritz cracker made her move faster than those quantum particles at #CERN

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: Stupid comment from @BBCNews saying “this is the b…

Stupid comment from @BBCNews saying “this is the biggest protest against the referendum result”.Only been one! Unsurprising from biased #BBC

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: French prosecutor says #IMF chief Lagarde should s…

French prosecutor says #IMF chief Lagarde should stand trial. If convicted could get 12 mths in prison. One of #Camerons remain ‘experts’. 😮

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: I’m just going to the bathroom. No doubt there’ll…

I’m just going to the bathroom. No doubt there’ll be 32,001 protesters stomping around London tomorrow wanting to overturn my decision.

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: .@BBCNews will no doubt use the phrase “so-called…

.@BBCNews will no doubt use the phrase “so-called #Brexit win ” in it’s reports in future.

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: Coming next on @BBCNews we have a programme showin…

Coming next on @BBCNews we have a programme showing two presenters thanking each other for “being here”. Some viewer discretion required.

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: 15,000 people protest in London to have the #Djoko…

15,000 people protest in London to have the #Djokovic result overturned. Saying “Everybody is scum for not doing what we say.”

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: #BBC gutted that #Djokovic out of #Wimbledon Staf…

#BBC gutted that #Djokovic out of #Wimbledon Staff in tears and say they can’t go on. Counselling required. 😉

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016

Tweet: Those poor sheep. Told to parade around London by…

Those poor sheep. Told to parade around London by a wealthy few and people trying to flog their new album.

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