Archive for July 2nd, 2016
Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: Me:”That’s it the Ritz crackers are all gone.” Dog…
Me:”That’s it the Ritz crackers are all gone.” Dog:”So why is the box still by you and why haven’t you shown me it’s empty inside?”
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: The dog isn’t really asleep. A carefully aimed che…
The dog isn’t really asleep. A carefully aimed cheese Ritz cracker made her move faster than those quantum particles at #CERN
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: Stupid comment from @BBCNews saying “this is the b…
Stupid comment from @BBCNews saying “this is the biggest protest against the referendum result”.Only been one! Unsurprising from biased #BBC
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: French prosecutor says #IMF chief Lagarde should s…
French prosecutor says #IMF chief Lagarde should stand trial. If convicted could get 12 mths in prison. One of #Camerons remain ‘experts’. 😮
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: I’m just going to the bathroom. No doubt there’ll…
I’m just going to the bathroom. No doubt there’ll be 32,001 protesters stomping around London tomorrow wanting to overturn my decision.
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: .@BBCNews will no doubt use the phrase “so-called…
.@BBCNews will no doubt use the phrase “so-called #Brexit win ” in it’s reports in future.
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: Coming next on @BBCNews we have a programme showin…
Coming next on @BBCNews we have a programme showing two presenters thanking each other for “being here”. Some viewer discretion required.
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: 15,000 people protest in London to have the #Djoko…
15,000 people protest in London to have the #Djokovic result overturned. Saying “Everybody is scum for not doing what we say.”
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: #BBC gutted that #Djokovic out of #Wimbledon Staf…
#BBC gutted that #Djokovic out of #Wimbledon Staff in tears and say they can’t go on. Counselling required. 😉
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Saturday, July 2nd, 2016
Tweet: Those poor sheep. Told to parade around London by…
Those poor sheep. Told to parade around London by a wealthy few and people trying to flog their new album.