Archive for May, 2016

Monday, May 2nd, 2016

Tweet: Says in the papers the temperatures are heading to…

Says in the papers the temperatures are heading towards 24C in the next few days. I’d better get the Arctic gear and snowplough ready.

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Monday, May 2nd, 2016

Tweet: “I’ll just nonchalantly walk past him. If I don’t…

“I’ll just nonchalantly walk past him. If I don’t look in his eyes he can’t see me.” https://t.co/A7SMge5bcq

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Monday, May 2nd, 2016

Tweet: “They will never get past me. Not without a bus ti…

“They will never get past me. Not without a bus ticket.” https://t.co/vLttSe7u8k

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Monday, May 2nd, 2016

Tweet: “No I’m not looking at you. It’s no good saying sa…

“No I’m not looking at you. It’s no good saying sausages because they only exist in kitchens. That’s it I’m off.” https://t.co/5vRMRHqPb5

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Monday, May 2nd, 2016

Tweet: “I reckon I could get to the end in about 3 second…

“I reckon I could get to the end in about 3 seconds easily.” https://t.co/lBeyROd7af

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Monday, May 2nd, 2016

Tweet: “Those cows have turned the brook into a cattle cr…

“Those cows have turned the brook into a cattle crossing.” https://t.co/05pBOQCYyY

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Monday, May 2nd, 2016

Tweet: .@SkyNews Bet they won’t build on grouse shoots o…

.@SkyNews Bet they won’t build on grouse shoots or the huge estates of wealthy landowners and politicians.

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Sunday, May 1st, 2016

Tweet: You’ll never catch that fly by snapping at it miss…

You’ll never catch that fly by snapping at it miss doggy. You’ve never caught one yet.

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Sunday, May 1st, 2016

Tweet: Drones will never catch on for delivering shopping…

Drones will never catch on for delivering shopping. How will they ring the doorbell, sling the parcel over the fence or leave the gate open?

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Sunday, May 1st, 2016

Tweet: Blackbird fledgeling finally decides to get out of…

Blackbird fledgeling finally decides to get out of the open. https://t.co/culzaZ3H9Y

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