Archive for April, 2016

Saturday, April 2nd, 2016

Tweet: Strange. Ref blows for half time and the dog runs…

Strange. Ref blows for half time and the dog runs into the kitchen and waits by the fridge. Am I that predictable?

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Saturday, April 2nd, 2016

Tweet: Is #Cameron maintaining his fishy fetish by appear…

Is #Cameron maintaining his fishy fetish by appearing as a lobster at the #NuclearSecuritySummit ?

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Saturday, April 2nd, 2016

Tweet: “Come on I’m off home. This mud is getting on my w…

“Come on I’m off home. This mud is getting on my wick and my paws. Chop chop!” https://t.co/yDoEo6i3W5

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Saturday, April 2nd, 2016

Tweet: “I licked all your bread and butter yesterday befo…

“I licked all your bread and butter yesterday before you ate it. Haha April Fool to you. See how you like it.” https://t.co/sruW9F5KQ8

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Saturday, April 2nd, 2016

Tweet: So a single cr2016 battery costs £2.89 whilst 100…

So a single cr2016 battery costs £2.89 whilst 100 of different brand cost £17. Resell at £2 each…hmmm Being lured by batteries again!

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Saturday, April 2nd, 2016

Tweet: #China has just put up the price of #British #stee…

#China has just put up the price of #British #steel Good job #Cameron is such good mates they’ll do anything for him.

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: “So when you say ‘Do you want a sausage?’ and I sa…

“So when you say ‘Do you want a sausage?’ and I say ‘yes’ and you say ‘April Fool’, it’s a joke? I’m not amused.” https://t.co/VQUsD75aHW

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: “No. I want to go home this way.” https://t.co/pIN…

“No. I want to go home this way.” https://t.co/pINj6G9NEX

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: “Ayup that duck’s got a big stick in its beak. Oh…

“Ayup that duck’s got a big stick in its beak. Oh it’s an optical illusion.” https://t.co/QDRg2fXxUS

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: Just dump the rubbish anywhere it won’t affect any…

Just dump the rubbish anywhere it won’t affect anything. https://t.co/HhN3GWNcU9

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