Archive for April 1st, 2016

Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: “So when you say ‘Do you want a sausage?’ and I sa…

“So when you say ‘Do you want a sausage?’ and I say ‘yes’ and you say ‘April Fool’, it’s a joke? I’m not amused.” https://t.co/VQUsD75aHW

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: “No. I want to go home this way.” https://t.co/pIN…

“No. I want to go home this way.” https://t.co/pINj6G9NEX

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: “Ayup that duck’s got a big stick in its beak. Oh…

“Ayup that duck’s got a big stick in its beak. Oh it’s an optical illusion.” https://t.co/QDRg2fXxUS

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: Just dump the rubbish anywhere it won’t affect any…

Just dump the rubbish anywhere it won’t affect anything. https://t.co/HhN3GWNcU9

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: When people damage trees for fires it’s no wonder…

When people damage trees for fires it’s no wonder we haven’t got an #English Freedom to Roam Act. https://t.co/aYJmBOd0uP

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: The increase in armed officers was announced as “t…

The increase in armed officers was announced as “to protect our cities,towns and villages.” aka London. Villages? As if. 😗

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: Pay increase for some today. Almost ha’penny a yea…

Pay increase for some today. Almost ha’penny a year. Rejoice! Course if you became an #MP you’d get a free credit card to pay for everything

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: #MPs exorbitant salaries should be replaced by the…

#MPs exorbitant salaries should be replaced by the “living” wage and paid for hours ‘worked’. Just ‘being’ there isn’t the same. April 1st ?

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: Why do our soft cuddly dogs have such bony elbows…

Why do our soft cuddly dogs have such bony elbows and hard heads? Got me right in the giblets. And,.the whack she gave my mouth didn’t help.

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Friday, April 1st, 2016

Tweet: Yesterday I was mostly eating sprouts. Today I wil…

Yesterday I was mostly eating sprouts. Today I will be mostly playing the Trumpet Voluntary.

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