Archive for January, 2016

Monday, January 4th, 2016

Tweet: #EU has scrapped plans for under 16s to need paren…

#EU has scrapped plans for under 16s to need parental consent to use #Facebook Seems EU now realise kids might lie when asked their age.

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Monday, January 4th, 2016

Tweet: Men in orange jackets digging the path up. Dog is…

Men in orange jackets digging the path up. Dog is not a fan of fluorescent jackets or pneumatic drills and is letting them know…loudly!

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2016

Tweet: So basically it’s going to rain for the next week…

So basically it’s going to rain for the next week or two? Well that’s a few million saved on the weather forecasting bill.

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2016

Tweet: I can hear the dog up the garden. Sounds like she’…

I can hear the dog up the garden. Sounds like she’s dancing in a bowl of blancmange.

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2016

Tweet: That’s a novel idea by Government. Pupils will hav…

That’s a novel idea by Government. Pupils will have to learn their times tables up to 12×12 by heart. Learning to pass tests for statistics.

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2016

Tweet: So it’s not a #flood tsar but a Flood Envoy! Eithe…

So it’s not a #flood tsar but a Flood Envoy! Either way he’ll need new offices and a big staff for the paperwork. Not much change from £40Mn

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2016

Tweet: Chanting drives you mad. Probably sounds okay in t…

Chanting drives you mad. Probably sounds okay in the ground but they’re stuck behind a sounds effects microphone! #muted #SAvENG

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2016

Tweet: Always the same. Watch for ages and nothing happen…

Always the same. Watch for ages and nothing happens. Nip out to put some seed down for the birds and a wicket goes down! #SAvING

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Sunday, January 3rd, 2016

Tweet: Magic innings from #Stokes 258 off 198 #SAvENG

Magic innings from #Stokes 258 off 198 #SAvENG

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Saturday, January 2nd, 2016

Tweet: Speaker John Bercow accused of hiding drunken exce…

Speaker John Bercow accused of hiding drunken excesses of politicians dailym.ai/1R1KsYO @MailOnline 16 Taxpayer subsidised bars! Why?

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