Archive for January 6th, 2016

Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: .@bbcmtd But @kfc Redditch only cancelled the tick…

.@bbcmtd But @kfc Redditch only cancelled the ticket because the #BBC became involved. Disgraceful. Another reason not to use KFC.

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: £2.3Bn allocated to #flood protection over next 6…

£2.3Bn allocated to #flood protection over next 6 yrs. 6 yrs? Allocate it all now. It’ll be worth nothing in 6 years if we get more floods.

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: Just lit a couple of candles and the match head li…

Just lit a couple of candles and the match head lit and flew off. Burnt a tiny hole in the curtains! Keep it quiet it’s not noticeable. 😮

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: Now that black pudding has been declared a superfo…

Now that black pudding has been declared a superfood the yuppies are buying it all up. Leaving us plebs with just Champagne and caviar.

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: Despite $Billions spent on surveillance nobody kno…

Despite $Billions spent on surveillance nobody knows if #NKorea has detonated an H-Bomb or not. So #Japan sending up a jet to have a look.

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: Get the biscuits out #Cameron will be holding a #C…

Get the biscuits out #Cameron will be holding a #COBRA meeting in light of #NKorea setting off a load of fireworks.

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: Parents are struggling to get their kids away from…

Parents are struggling to get their kids away from their electronic devices? Err switch off the broadband or sling the stuff in the bin.

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: Lidl clock that uses time pulse from Frankfurt is…

Lidl clock that uses time pulse from Frankfurt is always an hour ahead dailym.ai/1MRFKoZ @MailOnline Selling any old rubbish to us now

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: Technics is back! Panasonic resurrects retro brand…

Technics is back! Panasonic resurrects retro brand for vinyl turntable dailym.ai/1MRgP4J @MailOnline

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2016

Tweet: LG’s new OLED TVs are just FOUR credit cards thick…

LG’s new OLED TVs are just FOUR credit cards thick dailym.ai/1MR7v0Z @MailOnline Don’t lose it down the crack in the floorboards.

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