Archive for December, 2015

Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Tweet: .@BBCNews Well done. Country is in crisis with the…

.@BBCNews Well done. Country is in crisis with the #UK flooded and #COBRA meetings daily and you show a “Travel” programme! Unprecedented

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Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Tweet: People who block paved their drives were blamed fo…

People who block paved their drives were blamed for the #floods previously. Now it’s unprecedented (as opposed to precedent) rainfall.

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Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Tweet: Whatever goes wrong Government will trot out the e…

Whatever goes wrong Government will trot out the excuse word “unprecedented”? Adding to “lessons have been learned” & “never happen again”?

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Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Tweet: Governments of all persuasion were at fault by all…

Governments of all persuasion were at fault by allowing developer friends to make huge profits by building on flood plains without drainage.

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Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Tweet: #COBRA meeting sending more military up t’North Th…

#COBRA meeting sending more military up t’North They should “Bomb the North” and quickly deepen/widen rivers & flood plains #SendAidUpNorth

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Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Tweet: “We’ve been preparing with a lot of #COBRAs ” – Li…

“We’ve been preparing with a lot of #COBRAs ” – Liz Truss Couldn’t have said it better myself. Followed by an “unprecedented” or two.

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Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Tweet: Apparently giving the cheesy football tub a #colli…

Apparently giving the cheesy football tub a #collie stare doesn’t make the top flip off. Back up plan. Stare at me, stare at tub…repeat.

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Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Tweet: PR word of the month from the Government to explai…

PR word of the month from the Government to explain the reason for reducing #flood defence spending. “Unprecedented”

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Saturday, December 26th, 2015

Tweet: .@BBCOne Do you really need to create a “show” for…

.@BBCOne Do you really need to create a “show” for #Lotto numbers? Just say the numbers!

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Saturday, December 26th, 2015

Tweet: I shall be having nightmares about llamas now. @sh…

I shall be having nightmares about llamas now. @shaunthesheep

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