Archive for December 16th, 2015

Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: You have haven’t you doggy? Gasmask on! Must be al…

You have haven’t you doggy? Gasmask on! Must be all that no gravity stuff on TV Or, the chicken and garlic dinner!

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: I don’t remember all these monkeys being in 2001:…

I don’t remember all these monkeys being in 2001: a space odyssey

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: The slow 2 hour sleigh ride through Lapland on BBC…

The slow 2 hour sleigh ride through Lapland on BBC4 should be fun. Christmas Eve 8pm No commentary just crunchy snow theguardian.com/media/2015/aug…

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: The dog keeps falling off her hoverboard. Maybe I…

The dog keeps falling off her hoverboard. Maybe I should have bought two?

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: I was going to complain to the council about the t…

I was going to complain to the council about the too trendy non festive #Christmas tree till I realised I’d been looking at a lamppost.

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: Stafford #NHS £2Mn fine is paid by Department of H…

Stafford #NHS £2Mn fine is paid by Department of Health aka the taxpayer. Money goes back to Government aka taxpayer. Nobody is punished!

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: Clothing used to be “non-iron”. Now it’s all “easy…

Clothing used to be “non-iron”. Now it’s all “easy iron”. How is that worked out? Might be easy iron to some but it’s a nightmare for others

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: I’ve just #fracked under the Houses of Parliament….

I’ve just #fracked under the Houses of Parliament. I think I’ve come up in a toilet. #WrongSortOfGas

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: Is it time for the public to routinely carry guns?…

Is it time for the public to routinely carry guns? Remind me again. Which end do you hold? #MillionReasonsWhyWeShouldNot

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

Tweet: “Lessons will be learned” No they won’t. It’ll ha…

“Lessons will be learned” No they won’t. It’ll happen again and again. Trotting out #CorporateSpeak

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