Archive for December 2nd, 2015

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Used to think TV programmes had complex story line…

Used to think TV programmes had complex story lines till I realised I was nodding off for 20 minutes. “Where’d he come from?” I’d exclaim.

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: According to the paper men only listen with half t…

According to the paper men only listen with half their brain whereas women use both halves. No wonder I keep nodding off in front of the TV.

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: You cannot be serious? #STONvLIV

You cannot be serious? #STONvLIV

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: First #Christmas card. It’s started. Where’s me ka…

First #Christmas card. It’s started. Where’s me karaoke Christmas CDs? I’m off carol singing.

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Some of these #MPs reading out their scripts shoul…

Some of these #MPs reading out their scripts should just post them to a website & let others who can speak without autocue do so. #BombSyria

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Parts still flooded. Ducks think they have a new e…

Parts still flooded. Ducks think they have a new extension now. https://t.co/tsgjnxkWL6

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Who was the chump who just stood up in the #HoC an…

Who was the chump who just stood up in the #HoC and said don’t call it a war? #BombSyria

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: “I may look calm and serene on the top but under t…

“I may look calm and serene on the top but under the water it’s just mad panic and chaos.” https://t.co/Tai32mppqa

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: .@Tesco Any chance manufacturers can design diffe…

.@Tesco Any chance manufacturers can design different packaging for these 2 products so I don’t pick the wrong one? https://t.co/TTNeNxeIG7

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Calves have escaped from the fields into the park….

Calves have escaped from the fields into the park. That scraggy bush can’t be very tasty. https://t.co/uOks6sogdl

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