Archive for October 11th, 2015

Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: Police told to investigate garden bridge contracts…

Police told to investigate garden bridge contracts dailym.ai/1R5x0zs @MailOnline

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: Facebook paid less than £5,000 in tax to the Exche…

Facebook paid less than £5,000 in tax to the Exchequer last year dailym.ai/1R5rtc4 @MailOnline Never mind. Low paid will pay more!

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: We don’t care about the 5p bags because we’re all…

We don’t care about the 5p bags because we’re all getting trollied! dailym.ai/1R5B82D @MailOnline Pinching trollies & taking them home.

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: Might have to accidentally nudge the dog.She’s asl…

Might have to accidentally nudge the dog.She’s asleep with nose half covered and is whistling a tune down her nose that I don’t find musical

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: IMO with kickers so good it seems to be a game of…

IMO with kickers so good it seems to be a game of penalties these days. Maybe reduce points from 3 to 1 to give more incentive for tries?

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: Tea, Earl Grey. Hot! No. The replicator is still b…

Tea, Earl Grey. Hot! No. The replicator is still broken. I’ll do it myself. 😕

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: That fly has been noticed. The dog has turned into…

That fly has been noticed. The dog has turned into a four legged venus fly trap that can climb furniture!

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: Ever since dogs first moved into human homes not o…

Ever since dogs first moved into human homes not one plate of bacon has ever been stolen by burglars. But lots of sausages have gone missing

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: Dog was really hot like she’d been in the sun.Thou…

Dog was really hot like she’d been in the sun.Thought she had a temperature. Just found her lying under the radiator in the hall. No wonder!

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Sunday, October 11th, 2015

Tweet: So turbines pump air into underground caverns then…

So turbines pump air into underground caverns then is released to power turbines when it’s not windy. Sounds like a waste of energy.

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