Archive for October 8th, 2015

Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: Thanks for leaving your bone under my feet doggy….

Thanks for leaving your bone under my feet doggy. I may never play football for England now. Stop sniggering.

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: I must be well in with the dog. She’s brought me a…

I must be well in with the dog. She’s brought me a bit of her dinner. She’s giving me the “Okay I’ll have it back now” look.

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: .@David_Cameron speaks of #OneNation Which one doe…

.@David_Cameron speaks of #OneNation Which one does he mean? There’s 4 nations in the #UK He hates #England so it can’t be us.

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: Wasp lookalike fly stuck in the conservatory keeps…

Wasp lookalike fly stuck in the conservatory keeps banging his head on the roof. Driving me nuts. If only he’d notice the door’s wide open!

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: If as suggested a woman might take on the #FIFA j…

If as suggested a woman might take on the #FIFA job what about @karren_brady doing it?

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: Does that mean #Blatter and co aren’t allowed to w…

Does that mean #Blatter and co aren’t allowed to watch a football match on TV?

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: What will sending 100 #UK troops to the #Baltic ac…

What will sending 100 #UK troops to the #Baltic achieve? That’s almost half the UK armed forces! #Cameron desperate for a war…anywhere!

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: Surely if you want to test car emissions you do it…

Surely if you want to test car emissions you do it on the road on a production car as sold to the public not in a lab on special cars? #VW

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: “Come on let’s get home. I don’t want my fur getti…

“Come on let’s get home. I don’t want my fur getting wet and going curly.” http://t.co/zUPqg95VaD

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015

Tweet: “I’ve lost him. I think he’s about somewhere with…

“I’ve lost him. I think he’s about somewhere with his camera. The hairs on my neck are standing up.” http://t.co/hnRS4wrIDv

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