Archive for October 1st, 2015

Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: Why do you keep following me into the kitchen dogg…

Why do you keep following me into the kitchen doggy? How do you know it’s Dentastix time? You haven’t even got a watch.

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: Come on kids we’re just off up to Scotland in the…

Come on kids we’re just off up to Scotland in the car so daddy can have a smoke. (Smoking in cars with kids illegal in England & Wales only)

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: I expect next week we’ll be seeing a load of Russi…

I expect next week we’ll be seeing a load of Russian generals parading around with another 1000 medals each on their chests?

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: #Russia have only said they’re attacking terrorist…

#Russia have only said they’re attacking terrorists. #Assads terrorists. #RememberAfghanistan

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: .@BBCNews If 17yr old is driving his car & lig…

.@BBCNews If 17yr old is driving his car & lights a cigarette can he be prosecuted for smoking in a car with a child under 18 yrs on-board?

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: Oh @Sony speak English. I haven’t got time to wast…

Oh @Sony speak English. I haven’t got time to waste on your so slow downloads. Never know what’s being installed. http://t.co/MABdbVtOP6

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: #MPs cannot be paid lobbyists for 6 months after l…

#MPs cannot be paid lobbyists for 6 months after leaving #Parliament So after they’ve had a holiday then? It’s only a code though.

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: If you get caught smoking in your car with your ki…

If you get caught smoking in your car with your kids coughing in the back you can be fined £50 or a packet of cigarettes!

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: Drivers will be glad to get home after driving the…

Drivers will be glad to get home after driving their cars with the windows down so they can have a good smoke & turn the kids into kippers.

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015

Tweet: Look out the driver in front is smoking and you ha…

Look out the driver in front is smoking and you have kids in the car. Turn the heater off! Stop sniffing the smoke through the heater vents.

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