Archive for October 1st, 2015
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: Why do you keep following me into the kitchen dogg…
Why do you keep following me into the kitchen doggy? How do you know it’s Dentastix time? You haven’t even got a watch.
Comments Off on Tweet: Why do you keep following me into the kitchen dogg… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: Come on kids we’re just off up to Scotland in the…
Come on kids we’re just off up to Scotland in the car so daddy can have a smoke. (Smoking in cars with kids illegal in England & Wales only)
Comments Off on Tweet: Come on kids we’re just off up to Scotland in the… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: I expect next week we’ll be seeing a load of Russi…
I expect next week we’ll be seeing a load of Russian generals parading around with another 1000 medals each on their chests?
Comments Off on Tweet: I expect next week we’ll be seeing a load of Russi… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: #Russia have only said they’re attacking terrorist…
#Russia have only said they’re attacking terrorists. #Assads terrorists. #RememberAfghanistan
Comments Off on Tweet: #Russia have only said they’re attacking terrorist… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: .@BBCNews If 17yr old is driving his car & lig…
.@BBCNews If 17yr old is driving his car & lights a cigarette can he be prosecuted for smoking in a car with a child under 18 yrs on-board?
Comments Off on Tweet: .@BBCNews If 17yr old is driving his car & lig… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: Oh @Sony speak English. I haven’t got time to wast…
Oh @Sony speak English. I haven’t got time to waste on your so slow downloads. Never know what’s being installed. http://t.co/MABdbVtOP6
Comments Off on Tweet: Oh @Sony speak English. I haven’t got time to wast… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: #MPs cannot be paid lobbyists for 6 months after l…
#MPs cannot be paid lobbyists for 6 months after leaving #Parliament So after they’ve had a holiday then? It’s only a code though.
Comments Off on Tweet: #MPs cannot be paid lobbyists for 6 months after l… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: If you get caught smoking in your car with your ki…
If you get caught smoking in your car with your kids coughing in the back you can be fined £50 or a packet of cigarettes!
Comments Off on Tweet: If you get caught smoking in your car with your ki… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: Drivers will be glad to get home after driving the…
Drivers will be glad to get home after driving their cars with the windows down so they can have a good smoke & turn the kids into kippers.
Comments Off on Tweet: Drivers will be glad to get home after driving the… - Posted in Primary Adjunct by Editor7
Thursday, October 1st, 2015
Tweet: Look out the driver in front is smoking and you ha…
Look out the driver in front is smoking and you have kids in the car. Turn the heater off! Stop sniffing the smoke through the heater vents.