Archive for September 4th, 2015

Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: “Who’s locked the gate? I can’t get in.” http://t….

“Who’s locked the gate? I can’t get in.” http://t.co/19WdJYayzn

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: Judging by the snoring sound coming from the dog s…

Judging by the snoring sound coming from the dog she won’t be picking her empty yoghurt pot up and putting it in the brown bin anytime soon?

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: Looks like the Isle of Man will be taking 2 Millio…

Looks like the Isle of Man will be taking 2 Million migrants? Over to you #Germany to up your bogus offers?

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: Recommendations from #Amazon for plastic pots as I…

Recommendations from #Amazon for plastic pots as I bought a book on moths.They think I want to catch them.Good job it wasn’t about elephants

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: Seems @DefraGovUK telling @NaturalEngland that #ba…

Seems @DefraGovUK telling @NaturalEngland that #badgercull licences are unduly inflexible. So no doubt they’ll be changed to allow #gassing

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: Has anyone managed to watch the scrollers on @CNBC…

Has anyone managed to watch the scrollers on @CNBCWorld for more than 2 minutes without getting seasick?

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: .@sky news struggling to get its feeds straight. O…

.@sky news struggling to get its feeds straight. Oh well when in doubt show some ads – make money!

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: Over 300,000 signed petition for #Cameron to do mo…

Over 300,000 signed petition for #Cameron to do more for migrants. If each petitioner took in two Syrian families we’d take in about 1Mn.

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: Juncker set to give plans of the redistribution of…

Juncker set to give plans of the redistribution of 160,000 migrants across the #EU 159,999 to #UK aka England. 1 to Germany,the rich bloke.

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Friday, September 4th, 2015

Tweet: Just think if nobody invented the toilet we’d stil…

Just think if nobody invented the toilet we’d still be weeing out the bedroom window. There’s always someone spoiling your fun.

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