Archive for June, 2015

Friday, June 19th, 2015

Tweet: Hate in the night as dog starts singing selections…

Hate in the night as dog starts singing selections from Rigoletto & performs earth moving multi-limb twitching followed by porky pig snoring

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Thursday, June 18th, 2015

Tweet: How does a sleeping dog catch half a biscuit I’ve…

How does a sleeping dog catch half a biscuit I’ve dropped before it even hits the floor?

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Thursday, June 18th, 2015

Tweet: “I’ll miss this grass when it’s cut. It’s such fun…

“I’ll miss this grass when it’s cut. It’s such fun to run through. Or in your case walk slowly through. Haha!” http://t.co/B6JcFxKxiS

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Thursday, June 18th, 2015

Tweet: “Watch me do a trick. I trained for months to do t…

“Watch me do a trick. I trained for months to do this. Up…and…down! Hahaha! #BGT here I come.” http://t.co/IjH4ydsVwk

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Thursday, June 18th, 2015

Tweet: “So this is how you know when I’m in the water und…

“So this is how you know when I’m in the water under the bridge.” http://t.co/v9Bb10kXuq

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Thursday, June 18th, 2015

Tweet: “I’m sorry the dog can’t come to the phone as she…

“I’m sorry the dog can’t come to the phone as she is currently deconstructing a crisp packet all over the lawn.”

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Thursday, June 18th, 2015

Tweet: .@BBCNews Spend £7Billion on repairing #westminste…

.@BBCNews Spend £7Billion on repairing #westminster No! Build a purpose built #Parliament with #MPs living accommodation in #Birmingham

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Wednesday, June 17th, 2015

Tweet: The #ThomsonLocal directory just arrived. If it ge…

The #ThomsonLocal directory just arrived. If it gets any smaller it’ll have to come with a free microscope.

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Wednesday, June 17th, 2015

Tweet: Dog posing in the field. http://t.co/rsCboXxX49

Dog posing in the field. http://t.co/rsCboXxX49

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Wednesday, June 17th, 2015

Tweet: Need plenty of covers when you have a dog. http://…

Need plenty of covers when you have a dog. http://t.co/hCM2ONVgOh

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